Breaking Dawn Will Have Sex Scene!

Woot!

Well anyway, hopefully it will be more than is in the book.

According to Melissa Rosenberg, the Twilight Saga screen writer; Breaking Dawn may very well be the most graphic of the bunch.

“I don’t think we’re planning to shy away from anything,” she told OnTheRedCarpet.com. "I think the birth should be as horrifying as it is in the novel. The sex scenes should be as scintillating as they are in the novel, as erotic as they are in the novel. All of it, I think we should see all of it.”

The scribe also teased a few details about where she plans to split the two films, “I can tell you that the break between the two movies will be somewhere around from her transition from a human, pregnant, newly-wed, to her being a vampire and a parent. Somewhere right in there we’ll find the break.” She jokes, “Where specifically? I’m not sure or I’m just not saying.”

What about Bella and Edward’s nuptials? Will it live up to fan’s expectations? According to Rosenberg, “We want it to be just a beautiful, lush, epic wedding. And I think it will be.”

The movie will be rated PG-13 so I can't imagine we will be seeing anything remotely relating to honeymoon sex.  Oh well, it looks like a kiss, feathers and a belly. We will have to imagine it all just like the book.

I love Pink's Glitter In The Air

My Eclipse Review - The Twilight Saga - Amateur Movie Review

This past weekend, Clary and I headed out at the very last minute to see Eclipse. We strolled off hand in hand, giddy with expectation and excitement. It was one of our favorite books of the series and we were extremely READY to see it.

Both of us are early birds so we had at least 20 minutes to kill before the movie started. The theatre was ours for the first 15 minutes than others started coming in. The first was a chick by herself. The next a couple. Clary couldn't control herself and said something like, "hooray a guy." He said, "I was dragged". The next group were 4 women in their 40's. They sat right in front of us and like the die hard fans we are, (nothing was going to stop us from hearing every word in the movie which is why we waited 2 weeks to see the movie. We wanted NO NOISE.) we moved! Oh, yes, took our asses and snacks and moved 5 rows away from the hen house.

Another couple came in, Clary started singing "You are not alone!" Then another couple right before the movie started.

We held hands waiting for the movie to start. We do not speak during movies even when home. All talking commences after the movie. You would think we hated each other or at least didn't know each other.

So, with that huge unnecessary build up, the movie starts.

What I Can Tell You:

• Bella is still unexcited about absolutely everything
• The movie felt rushed
• Edward is hot but hardly seen
• It should be illegal for Jacob Black to wear a shirt ever
• It should be illegal for any of us over 35 to lust after 18 year old Taylor Lautner
• Charlie is hardly seen
• There is way too much story for the 2 hour, 4 minute movie.
• Back stories, new characters, missing dialogue and more.
• If I didn't know the story, I would have been very confused.
• The wolf pack look like they need some sandwiches. They are all skinny

• It does not appear that Kristen Stewart is having a relationship with either of these guys outside the movie. The kisses were total movie kisses.
• Rob and Kristen share some awkward hugs and kisses.
• There was so much missing dialogue and some of it was changed or said by different characters. 
• I loved it regardless of all the short comings. Some things just don't translate well to the screen. I am happy to see it come to life and can't wait for Breaking Dawn.
• The scenes with the wolfs are so cool.

• We couldn't stop talking about the change of Victoria. Bryce as Victoria's role is so small, why did they find the need to change her from Rachelle?
• Jacob is so much funnier in the book
• Jasper is hotter this time around
• I am still Team Edward

• We would have loved to see more scenes of the Wolfs and vampire practice fighting
• We smiled during the Jacob/Edward/Bella Scenes

I am not sure if they used the Barbie dolls or the real actors for this shot but it totally looks like a bunch of Barbies to me.

Bree is so cute!

If I had two hot, devoted, would die for me guys in love with me, I would not be wearing this face.

Just saying!

Wait......I think I see a sorta smile here.  I stand corrected.

If you read the books, don't expect to love the movie. Go in excited for your beloved book to come to life, then go back and read the books. That is what I am doing.

However, I will be snatching up Eclipse on DVD as soon as I can!

True Blood Knows How To Cast The Hot Guys!

First we had hot Eric but after last week I am asking, "Eric who?"

Ok, I love me some Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård.  Alexander as Eric is hot, sexy, and devilish. He was my first Eye Candy of 2010.

But, in steps werewolf Joe Manganiello, aka Alcide! Oh my. I have always had a thing for the lumberjack look and Joe carries it well.

Yummy!

Check him out walking in LA.

At 6'5" he is a tall glass of water just like Alex and since I am usually not attracted to light guys, I have to say, I am really looking forward to more of Joe on screen. Grrr....


One of the benefits of not having read past the first book in the Sookie Stackhouse series (True Blood) is that I have no idea what this characters arc is. I don't know how he plays into the story. The only thing I do know is that his character is in a big part of the books especially book 10. Since we are only on Season 3 I believe this is a good thing. Means loads of sexy Joe on the screen. I just hate that I have to wait 7 days to see him again!

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE - Clip "Bedroom"

Is Everyone As Excited As Me?

I am so excited about Eclipse. It was my favorite book in the series and haven't had time to catch up on any of the buzz in recent weeks.

Lately the news has been covering people waiting on line since Sunday for the premiere. I don't think that makes you a bigger fan than me, I think that makes you crazy.

Check out the hotness surrounding the three big stars of the movie. Who wouldn't want to be flanked by these two young men?

HOT!

The Book Of Eli - Amateur Movie Review

In a post-apocalyptic world, a lone hero (Washington) guards the Book of Eli, which provides knowledge that could redeem society. The despot of a small, makeshift town (Oldman) plans to take possession of the book.

What I Can Tell You: My husband and I watched this last weekend. While I really liked the movie, my husband really didn't care for it. He is a huge Denzel Washington fan (his favorite actor) but really thought the movie wasn't that good. I on the other hand. Loved it!

It is different and at the end we both discussed something we didn't realize until the very end. The movie is slow, quiet but strong.  I loved Gary Oldman!

I also loved Mila Kunis. It was great seeing her in something different than Forgetting Sarah Marshall or Extract and That 70's Show. She looked like Angelina Jolie as Lara Craft. Who knew she could be an action star? Loved it.

Check out her total hotness!

The Book of Eli was a great movie and I highly recommend it.

All About Steve - Amateur Movie Review

Eccentric crossword-compiler Mary Horowitz becomes infatuated with TV news cameraman Steve. Encouraged by Steve's fellow journalist Hartman Hughes, Mary starts to follow Steve around the country.

What I Can Tell You: I can totally understand why Sandra got a Razzie award and an Oscar in the same year for worst and best actress, respectively.

While it seems the movie could work, Sandra Bullock, Bradley Cooper, Thomas Hayden Church, Ken Juong, it just kinda didn't.

Bradley Cooper is extremely likeable, almost too much so. In one scene when he is supposed to look shocked he looks very excited to see Mary! In this scene actually.

Sandra in her crazy red boots, weird, mullet, blonde hair and sexy legs just is over the top which is what they were going for but it just fell short of funny. It was a train wreck that I couldn't wait to be over.  Stalker Mary is just too weird for words and while I loved the first scene feature Sandra and Bradley on a blind date that never happens the movie was un-savable.

 

It wasn't so bad that I would say never see it, but don't pay for it. Borrow it from the library like I did.

Check out this gag reel. Can't say I blame Sandra for wanting to throw her head into Brad's crotch every take.

The movie was nominated for five Golden Raspberry Awards, including Worst Picture, Worst Director (Phil Traill), Worst Actress (Sandra Bullock), Worst Screenplay (Kim Barker), and Worst Screen Couple (Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper. The film won for Worst Actress and Worst Screen Couple.

 

Movies and More Movies

Sorry I have been gone so long! I was in the hospital from May 24th Until June 9th. Since being home, I have watched so many movies.

The first one up for Amateur review is Legion with Paul Bettany

Legion:
When god loses faith in mankind, he sends his legion of angels to bring on the apocalypse. Humanity's only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a desert diner and the archangel Michael (Paul Bettany).

AT A REMOTE DESERT TRUCK STOP, THE FATE OF THE WORLD WILL BE DECIDED. EVIL'S ARMIES ARE AMASSING. ARMED & UNITED BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL, A GROUP OF STRANGERS BECOME UNITTING SOLDIERS ON THE FRONTLINES OF THE APOCALYPSE. THEIR MISSION: TO PROTECT A WAITRESS & HER UNBORN CHILD FROM THE DEMONIC LEGION.
What I Can Tell You: 
I have a Paul Bettany thing and I have an angel thing. The previews with chiseled tummy and big, black wings was just hot so I was really excited to see it.

Paul is an Angel who will stop at nothing to protect the unborn baby of a waitress. There are some creep scenes like an old lady who crawls across the ceiling, twitching heads of the people set forth to kill the waitress as part of God's request.

It was just kinda OK. I watched it and enjoyed it but afterward felt that if Paul wasn't in it, I would could have hated it. Paul and his calm, soothing voice, with big black wings and massive guns is worth the watch. Mr. Jennifer Connolly can protect me anytime.

This scene kicked ass

Twilight Eclipse Cast on Oprah Show 1 of 5

Eclipse is Coming In Less Than One Month!

Found on Twilighters.org

Spartacus Crixus was in 30 Days of Night

Now I need to watch 30 Days of Night. I just found out that Manu Bennett, Crixus from Spartacus on Starz is in it.

I had no idea!

It has been forever since I posted an update

So much going on and no time to post.

Computer virus took me out for a while, now I am playing catch up.

Just until I can post something substantial......

Are you ready???!!!

Just For Fun!

Little Shark Boy was a cutie even back then

Who Knew Rats Could Be So Cute?

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Crixus - Hotness

I Am Getting That Excited Stomach Thing Already

Oh La La I'm Going Get Me A Hand Full of Wax!

It is missing something in the eyes (life) but this would be the closest I would ever get to Rob Pattinson. Anyone want to go to the museum with me for a hand full of wax at one of the Madame Tussauds in New York or London?

I'm Just so Mad!

This whole Jesse James thing is really starting to piss me off. I mean, it wasn't shocking that another celebrity had mistresses in the closet. I wasn't that the girls were starting to come out of the woodwork, what are we up to now 4 mistresses?

What pisses me off is how it hit at the absolute worst time in her life. Not that any other time would have been great, believe me, hearing that my husband was a cheating scoundrel would kill me but... Sandra Bullock should be sitting on this Oscar high. She should be able to enjoy this time in her life for her body of work on not only the Blind Side but all her other movies. She has done everything from romantic comedies, action movies, drama and she is liked by everyone. This is a time in her life where the drama of fighting for custody of a little girl that she loves like her own should have ebbed so that she could promote her movie the Blind Side. Hit the talk shows to talk about her Oscar and her work and have a blast at the Kids Choice awards. Instead she has gone into hiding, to heal herself, while more accusations of her husbands lameness escalates. What a friggin cad. The worst part is that he probably doesn't even feel like a total utter tool. He probably feels, like Tiger, that he was entitled.

Ohhhhhh it just pisses me off. I am sure that Sandra Bullock will pick herself up, wipe herself off on her own terms. When she is good and ready and capable of words to even describe how she feels right now. When she does, all of America (especially the women) will be there, standing and applauding the women, the actress the person, who went to hell and back.

You rock Sandra!

BTW...this video really pissed me off too!

This is Why I Love My Readers

This week Jerry (I will only be calling him Jerry from now on - On Ellen he said that his mother calls him Gerard) Butler was on Ellen and Jay Leno.

The night he was on Jay Leno my girl Lorie text me to let me know and the next day he was on Ellen and my girl Clarissa called to tell me to turn it on. You guys are the best.

On Jay he sang to commercial. I seriously think he has to do more singing. We heard him in Phantom of the Opera (giveaway coming up on Maria's Space) and on P.S. I Love You but I think we need more. Perhaps an album!?
Look at these Biceps. Cute!


The interview


Singing out to commercial


Here is Jerry on Ellen! Love the white t-shirt - grrrr...

This is just sad! Corey Haim Dead at 38

Who would have thought that this adorable kid with the sweet smile would end up so messed up.

Corey from Lost Boys, Lucas, Dream a Little Dream is dead at 38 of a drug overdose. It is just sad!!!

Come on Hollywood, get your shit together. This could be you!

Haim died at 2:15 a.m. Wednesday at Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, Los Angeles

Eclipse Sneak Peak

Fans of Twilight rejoice!!!

Sneak peak of Eclipse is now available. This was my favorite book (as well as thousands of others) in the series and I believe this will be bigger than Twilight

How is a girl to choose when her suitors look like this????

Spartacus Fans and Praying Humans

Prayers are needed for Andy Whitfield as he has just been diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin lymphoma and will begin treatment immediately.

The production on the second season of Spartacus which was to begin this month has been delayed.

Spartacus' 1st Season wraps up April 16th.


Prayers and good wishes to you Mr. Whitfield.

For more pictures of Andy Whitfield, go here and check out last months "Eye Candy" post.

Open Letter to The Movie Mogels

Dear Movie Mogels,

Is your studio in the dumper? Haven't had a hit in quite a while? Laying people off? Nothing Buzzworthy? Ummm...well that is because you haven't paired....

Efron and Pattinson!

These guys are movie magic and will bring in the cash, plus they like each other. Pattinson brings up Efron in just about every interview and Efron thinks that Pattinson is making great choices. When Access Hollywood asked Zac Efron about Robert Pattinson he said, "He’s absolutely amazing, I think he’s making great choices. I think he’s handling it all really well, but you know, he’s a superstar. He really deserves all this.”

These guys are hot and girls and guys love them...sounds like a match made in heaven. Just imagine the merchandising.

Signed,
Me

S

Why Jimmy Kimmel Rocks

He is funny! "The kids from Twilight" and "Show of Handsome" funny.

Check out this clip of the Handsome Men's Club. Check out all the hotness at that round table.

The Runaways - Cherry Bomb

I am so excited to see The Runaways staring Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning. I am a huge fan of Dakota and can't wait to see her in this grown up role.

Rock was a man's world and then we got Joan Jett who looked like a dude but that was OK, because we all wanted to be Joan Jett. She was cool and played guitar.

The Runaways stars Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett, Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie, Stella Maeve as Sandy West, Scout Taylor-Compton as Lita Ford, and Michael Shannon as Kim Fowley.

The movie opens in limited release in America on March 19, 2010 than nationwide on April 9, 2010.

The soundtrack is available on CD March 23rd and features.

1. NICK GILDER - ROXY ROLLER
2. SUZI QUATRO - THE WILD ONE
3. MC5 - IT’S A MAN’S MAN’S MAN’S WORLD
4. DAVID BOWIE- REBEL REBEL
5. DAKOTA FANNING- CHERRY BOMB
6. THE RUNAWAYS - HOLLYWOOD
7. DAKOTA FANNING - CALIFORNIA PARADISE
8. THE RUNAWAYS - YOU DRIVE ME WILD
9. DAKOTA FANNING & KRISTEN STEWART - QUEENS OF NOISE
10. KRISTEN STEWART & DAKOTA FANNING - DEAD END JUSTICE
11. THE STOOGES - I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
12. THE RUNAWAYS - I WANNA BE WHERE THE BOYS ARE (LIVE)
13. SEX PISTOLS - PRETTY VACANT
14. JOAN JETT- DON’T ABUSE ME

Dancing with The Stars Promo Shots

With ABC off the air over hear thanks to stupid contract agreements will I even be able to watch this year?

This year I am once again interested in Dancing with the Stars.

Here are some promo pics

Derek and Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls 

I am a Pam fan! I love her. 

Shannon, her toothpick legs and Marc

Niecy! I love me some Nicey

Kate and Tony minus 8

Check out the rest over at ABC

Robert Pattinson on Jimmy Fallon "Bothered"

Just look at the hotness that is Rob Pattinson.

Gasp! GaGa Is Packing

Yeah, I know I am a little late but the kids were off from school for 7 days in two weeks. Waahhhh...
So, Lady GaGa has controversy, what else is new?

Is this really offensive?
Is it as offensive as say John and Oko

 

This picture from the Economist

The Dixie Chicks on Entertainment Weekly?

There is always going to be something that makes me people talk! Really, how about these??

Aniston's blurry butt with the g-string sun tan mark. 

Or Janet being covered up my disembodied hands with the open pants.

Why is GaGa's cover controversial?

Isn't this Rolling Stone cover of Cristina Aguilera a Playgirl cover? If you got your son a subscription to Rolling Stone because they like music and then in the mail receive this Playgirl cover would you be pissed?

I don't believe most people will even see the GaGa heat packing piece. She is a chick with balls and she isn't afraid to show them. Yeah Baby, I said my piece and I'm out.