Does this happen to you? People and animals dropping dead when you open your mouth to talk?
I must admit, while the people thing has never happened to me, I have seen a few squirrels give the universal sign for choking, before scurrying off when I sit on the deck.
Oh, I am so embarrassed. I had no idea I had this "blog smog" thing!
No one told me! What kind of friends are you anyway???
I am putting this on my birthday wish list.