Pregnant Penelope?

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem (pictured here in Vicky Cristina Barcelona) are rumored to be expecting their first child.

If this is true, that baby is going to be so adorable. Thick dark hair and olive skin. I'm sure Salma Hayek would love for her little Valentina to have a play date.

However, if this is false, it must suck to be accused of being pregnant every time you gain a few pounds or wear a looser-fitting outfit.

Spanish bloggers are using this picture (below) as proof. By the look on her face, she is not happy to see the paparazzi.



Personally, I'm leaning towards believing it's true. But that's because I want Penelope to birth an army of clones and take over the world with her kick ass family genes.