Sunday, August 2, 2009

What Is Kristen Thinking?

I bet it has something to do with a question asked by a well meaning reporter.

Probably one of the following:
  • Kristen, are you and Rob having a relationship?
  • Kristen, will you be wearing a wig for Eclipse?
  • Kristen, are you bored?
  • Kristen, what is your motivation for New Moon? Were you torn between two lovers in real life?
  • Kristen, did you shower this morning?

Kristen obviously is thinking one of the following:
  • You, are a friggin putz and you need a life.
  • Duh, ass!
  • Ummm, what the hell do you think? I have been answering the same questions for two years now. I had just gone to bed when I got the knock on the door, "Kristen, 5 minutes until the panel."
  • Well, I'm an actress, duh what do you think my motivation was. That is none of your damn business you toad!
  • Shower? What the hell is a shower?

1 comment:

Amanda said...

Oh, Kristen.

Why aren't any of her people telling her how annoying she comes off? I have tried to over-look this aspect of her, but can't she just look grateful and happy for ONCE?!

Even if her awkwardness is truly genuine, she has to realize that it comes off so arrogantly. It's in your contract and you're getting paid to do these interviews, Kristen. You knew what you were getting yourself into. Shouldn't you be able to act like a normal, well-adjusted individual for a few hours?

I guess they didn't teach that at acting camp..

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